Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I spent a good part of last night getting everything back up and linked again. The site was infiltrated by some bad dudes.
They had set up a folder on the server phishing for Bank of America account information. Once the back end folder was set up. The infiltrators then spammed B of A customers requesting their account information.
As a warning to everyone, your bank will never email you asking you to verify your account. These links are a scam. If you advertently click on a link like this notify the page holder. A good percetange of these links are put there without the owner of the URL knowing. By notifying them they can help officals track down the infutrators or at least they can pull down the links. This is how I found out. Someone was nice enough let me know the links were on my URL.
WordPress, the software used to build this site, has a serious flaw if you allow “anyone to register”. I have since turned this setting off.
I’m not getting enough coverage about your new Mini Cooper. Please fill us in on some new info.
Thanks, Avid Fan”
Dear Avid Fan,
Please take this quick not a personal invitation to visit my other blog, dedicated to my new Mini Cooper. You can find it at 5280driver.com. You can check out the Fuel Log, some exciting wash videos, and tons other useless information. Thanks so much for your most important email. Emails like yours really helps our google-ad revenue…I mean, helps us provide quality content to our readers.
We’ve all been doing nothing on a Sunday afternoon, we flip on the TV. Tossing through the channels we get caught up in a “Street Magic” special with David Blaine. This is just scary.
Trevor “David Bekham” Paulsen scored the tie breaking goal at the end of his first soccer game of the season. We’ll post some picture later on.
Jacob caught the first portion of the game on video. If anyone is looking for a quick way to get a headace…let me know and I’ll post the jarring footage.
Looks like someone is using this URL to phish for personal bank account information. If you have a request from this URL to send it some personal bank account information. Don’t reply.
Email is a very unsafe tool. Criminals can appear to be anyone. All they have to do is make up any URL in the “From” line of the outbound mail box. Suddenly the email appears to be coming from this URL.
The new additon arrived yestarday afternoon. She weighed in at 43,200 oz. “Em”, short for Emily has a Silver body and white on top. Her skin is a dark “Leatherette”. Nicole was in labor for only a few moments while the adoption papers were signed.
2006 Mini Cooper S | 6 spd | 25,000miles
Dad took Em out for her first driving lesson today. Early Sunday morning is a great time to get some “motoring” under our belts. For those of you not familliar with Minis. That crowd calls driving “motoring”. Mini Coopers are made in Germany by BMW. I’m not sure about the whole BMW/Mini relationship is carved out. I do know that she carves up the corners. I uploaded the pictures the dealer had on his site. They can be accessed via the “Recent Photos” link at the top of the page.
Times are tough, I know. When a worthwhile cause comes across my desk I try and pony up.
Every year the girls in our family get together to walk in Denver’s “Race for the Cure”. I think it’s high time the men of the Paulsen family back something just as worthwhile.
Chris is a Jeepin buddy of mine. While I don’t know his background with this disease I think it a pretty worth while cause. He has dedicated his time to race. Let’s back him up.
I have moved all the photos to 
Dear Avid Fan,
