What a great time we had last night.  My mom gave us the tickets for last nights Colorado Rockies game.  We couldn’t have asked for a better night.  The traditional after the game fireworks were amazing.

Here are some quick iPhone pictures I snapped last night.

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2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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